Category Archives: Entertain

HOW TO BE A HORRIBLE HOST

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Sure, there are lots of extra things you can do to be the ultimate host: fresh flowers, candles, extravagant meals made from scratch. Those things are great, but really not necessary to show your friends a good time.

There are some things, though, that need to be done to keep your guests from wanting to walk out. And I think sometimes the best way to learn is through what not to do! So, here are a few tips for how to be a horrible host:

Don’t clean your apartment, not even a little.
Let’s be clear about this: your place doesn’t necessarily have to be pristine. But various clothing items and shoes strewn about and dirty dishes in the sink can make guests feel like they are intruding or maybe you forgot they were coming over in the first place. Make sure your straightening up includes cleaning the table or where ever you intend people to eat, having enough dishes and silverware for them to eat with, and making sure your bathroom isn’t gross.

Shame people for not eating your food.
There comes a point in life where you have to accept that other people may not like the things you like. Sure, it can seem a little rude to let someone make you dinner and then not eat it. But you never know if they’re battling stomach issues or just an embarrassingly picky eater. Let it go. Hopefully whatever you made makes for good leftovers. (This is even more important when it comes to someone not drinking alcohol, by the way.)

Text / check your phone throughout the night.
The only thing worse than having people to your house who then sit on their phones the whole night is going to someone else’s house and having them sit on their phone the whole night. This has happened to me a few times, and I always feel like maybe I’m subpar entertainment for my host and want to leave. Not cool.

Be incredibly stressed the entire time.
As much as people appreciate you putting hard work into a night for them, if it’s causing you to stress out the whole time it’s probably not worth it. This is why make-ahead meals are great, and if cooking is out of the option for you, just order some good takeout and get some nice wine. Chances are no one will care, and everyone will have a better time!

There are, as with all things, exceptions to the rules. But generally speaking, these are good ones to follow. Or, rather, not follow!

TAILGATE FRIENDLY RECIPES

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College football started last weekend and the NFL officially starts this coming Sunday! If you’re lucky enough to be going to a game, you should probably start planning your tailgate menu now! Regardless of what you’re going for, I’ve rounded up a bunch of my tailgate friendly recipes that are sure to please any crowd!

Late morning and midday games usually require more of a brunch-style tailgate. But it can be done!

Frozen Waffles are the perfect compliment to traditional breakfast sandwiches, and are even easier to cook up in a parking lot! Make a few the night (or week) before, freeze in a plastic bag, and transport to your game in a cooler. Heat them up on your grill as needed and you’re ready to go! Play it simple with syrup and butter or pre-slice fruit to top, too.

If you’re not an early-morning beer drinker that doens’t mean you can’t get started with everyone else. Make this White Sangria with St. Germain and Peaches for a bright start. Mix it up the night before and transport in a spill-proof drink dispenser or larger tupperware container (and pack a ladle).

If you’re really looking to impress and win the tailgate before you can even win the game, set up a full-on Bloody Mary Bar. This one takes a bit more prep and set-up, but you’ll be the talk of the lot!
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For lunchtime and beyond, Tortellini Salad with Sun Dried Tomato Pesto is about as easy as it gets. It comes together in under 30 minutes the night before. Once you get to your tailgate, all you need to do is pull off the lid and serve. It’s also hearty enough to be a meal if you don’t have access to a grill.

While good corn is still in stock, this Garlic Parmesan Grilled Corn is a must. The only prep is to roast the garlic in advance, and then just pack it in tupperware (to keep it from getting squished). Throw your corn on the grill just like you would at home, dress it, and enjoy!
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For vegetarian tailgaters (or just for an extra flavor punch) these Southwest Sweet Potatoes are a winner for sure. Freeze them after baking if making them more than a day in advance. Pack them up and heat them on a flat griddle pan.

Finally, oo matter what time of year or what time the game, Simple Limeade Margaritas are always a good idea. Always.

Happy tailgating!

HOW TO BUILD A BLOODY MARY BAR

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There’s no way around it: I can’t stop fantasizing about football game-day brunch. And as much as I love a good mimosa bar, there’s a time and a place for that. In my humble opinion, no morning cocktail is going to transition you into nachos and wings (and oven fried broccoli) better than a Bloody Mary.

So, if you’re hosting the big game at your place, nothing will make people happier than a well-stocked Bloody Mary bar. My favorite part about building a Bloody Mary bar is that you can go as simple or over the top as your want. Just make sure there’s vodka.
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How to Build a Bloody Mary Bar:

Salts
If you want to include fancy salts for glass rims, you have a few options. You can go out and buy some fancy flavored salts and be done with it. Or, just buy a large canister of kosher salt and make your own. Keep one plain, mix another with equal parts Old Bay seasoning, and mix another with cracked black pepper. This is fancy already!

Liquor Selection
If you’re looking to go simple, just choose a bottle of decent, unflavored vodka. Extra options can include flavored vodkas (think pepper, lemon, or tomato) or tequila for those who want to take the Bloody Maria route.

Ice Cubes
While hydration is key if you’re in a “hair of the dog” situation, that doesn’t make a watered down bloody mary taste good. Plan ahead and freeze some of your bloody mary mix into cubes (or better, full on spheres) for maximum flavor.

Meats
If you want to have a few meats available, shrimp and bacon are great go-to’s. The shrimp can either be boiled or roasted in the oven, peels off but tails on. Bacon should be crisp – no one wants to stick a piece of floppy bacon in their morning cocktail! Various charcuterie meats arranged on toothpicks or bamboo skewars are also fun.

Pickles, Olives, and Peppers
Cruise your grocery store’s olive bar and/or pickle aisle and see what peeks your fancy. Consider non-traditional pickles (pickled green beans or asparagus) and olives stuffed with crazy thinks like garlic and jalapeños. Hot peppers are good, too. Have a small assortment or go crazy and get some of everything – it’s up to you!

Sauces & Seasonings
Providing an array of spices and seasoning is a great choice. People can customize their drinks to their liking, and you can get away with just providing tomato juice instead of mild and spicy mix options. Include a few different hot sauces, Worcestershire sauce, grated horseradish, and celery seeds. Have salt and pepper on hand too.

Traditional Garnishes
Don’t get so carried away with creative add-ins that your forget the things everyone usually wants! Lemon and lime wedges along with leafy celery stalks should all be on the table.

So there your have it – let football brunch season begin!

4 TIPS FOR A TINY APARTMENT DINNER PARTY

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Throwing a party is one of my favorite things to do! If you love to cook like I do, there’s nothing more rewarding than sharing it with new and old friends. If you don’t cook, it’s still a great feeling to pop a few corks and fill your home with good energy and good company!

We used to live in a small house with a nice patio and yard which made entertaining really easy. Things are a little trickier living in a city apartment, but it can be done! Here are 4 tips for hosting a tiny apartment dinner party:

Move Things Around
Your apartment may not fit many people the way you have it set up for everyday, but can you move anything around? Decorative furniture and plants can be moved to bedrooms to make space for more chairs. If a coffee table is clogging up a living space, move that too!

Make Some Space
If you need to be pulling things like coffee tables or end tables out of your common space, that might leave you questioning where to place food and drinks. Try clearing off other surfaces like book shelves. Even if you have a small kitchen, clear the countertops of anything not needed for your party. Toasters, blenders, dish racks, and maybe even the coffee pot should be cleared. No where to put them? Try your shower!
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Create a Thoughtful Menu
Whatever your restrictions are, keep them in mind when planning what to serve. If you’re place tends to be unseasonably warm and/or has poor air circulation, don’t host pizza night or anything else that requires cranking the oven way up. If there’s no central table for people to sit and eat, serve a bunch of heavy appetizers that can be eaten standing up if need be.

Relax and Have Fun
As the host goes, so goes the party! The worst thing you could possibly do is spend the whole time apologizing for not having a formal dining room (or a table at all), enough wine glasses, or three bathrooms. If you’re confident and relaxed about your solutions, your guests will be too.

Happy partying!

AN EASY WINE PAIRING GUIDE

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Wine pairing is a tricky business. I find that a lot of the guides I read are complicated and include a ton of wines I’ve never even heard of before.

And really, I’m not trying to be a sommelier. I just want to look a little fancier than I actually am by intentionally serving wine that’ll compliment the dinner I just slaved over. So here’s an easy wine pairing guide, designed for the everyday wine-o turned chef:

For starters, if you’re making a wine sauce, serve the same wine! This is a really simple trick that works every time. Whether you’re making a red wine sauce to serve over pasta or a white wine sauce to sauce with chicken or fish, just serve what you’re putting in the sauce! Done and done.
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Appetizers: If you want to serve something different with appetizers than you will with dinner, go for a dry Rosé. It’s refreshing, will appeal to almost everyone, and go with everything you serve.

Vegetable Dishes: For something light and green, like a salad, go with a light, dry white wine. Sauvignon Blanc or Pinot Grigio are good options. For something hardier, roasted, and maybe including more root vegetables, think about a dryer white (Chardonnay) or a light bodied red. Pinot Grigio is my go-to.

Fish: In general, fish and Pinot Grigio are best buds. For a lighter fish meal (something you might squeeze a lemon over) you can also go with a Sauvignon Blanc. For something richer, with a lot of butter or a creamier sauce, Chardonnay is also a good bet.
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Chicken and Pork: This is where we start to move up the scale a little bit. The lighter end pairs well with a dry white, like Chardonnay. From there, depending on the richness of the dish, you can go with a lighter red like Pinot Noir or a medium red like Merlot or Tempranillo.

Beef & Other Red Meat: For something lighter, like a grilled steak, a medium bodied red like Merlot or Tempranillo is a great pairing. For something richer, like a slow roasted pot roast or bolognese, think big and bold – Cabernet Sauvignon and Syrah are your friends!

When in doubt, Champagne/Cava/Prosecco goes with everything!

Seriously.

DIETARY RESTRICTIONS: HOW & WHEN TO ACCOMODATE

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Hosting a 4th of July BBQ? This is arguably the simplest party to have all year long! All you need are some hamburgers, hot dogs, popsicles, and beer.

That is, until your friends’ dietary restrictions come into play. But don’t worry! There are a lot of simple solutions to handling any kind of restriction a friend might have. This year you can enjoy yourself all while including everyone.

Accommodate Where You Can
If you know you have a few friends coming who are vegetarians, there’s a pretty simple fix. Just do the hospitable thing and pick up a pack of veggie burgers and a can of vegetarian baked beans (or make your own!). If you want to go a step further, maybe don’t put bacon in everything. It’s pretty minimal effort on your part and your veggie friends are sure to feel super grateful!

Just Ask
If you know someone has a dietary restriction but don’t know how to accommodate it, just ask! For example, there are lots of things that people with celiac or who are otherwise avoiding gluten can eat. So, if you’re concerned, just give your friend a call a day or two before the party to make sure what you are planning will work for them.
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Go Potluck Style
For trickier dietary restrictions and acute allergies, sometimes it’s better for everyone if you invite your guest to bring something that meets their needs. That way, you’re not left worrying about accidentally sending someone into anaphylactic shock and your friend won’t go hungry.

Dietary Restrictions vs. Picky Eaters
While it’s really considerate to take dietary restrictions into consideration, remember this does NOT need to be an opportunity for yours guests to tell you exactly what to make for them. If that’s what you’re going for, just take them out to dinner. If you know someone who only eats buttered noodles, it might be best for them to eat before they come.

How do you usually handle dietary restrictions for a party?

SUMMER PARTY DO’S AND DON’TS

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My favorite part of summer is sitting outside with friends, soaking up the sun – preferably cocktail in hand! One thing is for sure: you don’t need to have a huge house, a pool, or even a big yard to share the season with your buds.

Whatever you do have, here are some Do’s and Don’ts for hosting a summer party:

DON’T: Invite more people than you can fit. Whether you’re pulling together a party in your apartment, on your patio, or in a shared space at your apartment building, no one will really care how big it is…unless you invite so many people it’s uncomfortable. If you have a lot more space outside than in, make sure as much as possible is set up there so people only need to go inside to use the bathroom. This means, food, drinks, sunscreen, and bug spray if needed.

DO: Make sure you have enough seating for everyone. Same with the rule above, don’t invite so many people that it’s standing room only. If you’re having people over to hang out and relax, make sure you have enough seats for everyone to do just that. Consider borrowing extra chairs from friends if you need to!
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DON’T: Run out of food or drinks. Running out of booze is the fastest way to kill a summer party. But, not serving enough food with said booze, especially if it’s hot out, is the fastest way for a party to go terribly wrong! Also, keep enough water and non-alcoholic beverages on hand for everyone to stay hydrated.

DO: Share the load. Having enough food and drinks to keep the party going does not need to be completely on you. One way to do it is to take care of all the food and make most or all the alcohol BYOB. The other option is to just organize a potluck party.
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DO: Stock up on amenities: Just like for any other party, make sure the bathroom is stocked with enough toilet paper and that you have plenty of ice. Take care of anything else you don’t want to deal with later on!

DON’T: Overcomplicate things! On any nice day, most summer party goers are just happy to be outside and in good company. If you want to change things up and do something like grilled pizza, go for it. But know that hamburgers and hot dogs will always be acceptable!

FRIDAY FIVE: CINCO DE MAYO RECIPES

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Cinco de Mayo is next week! But, considering is predominantly celebrated by Americans who just want to drink margaritas, it’ll most likely be celebrated tomorrow at many weird Kentucky Derby/Fiesta fusion parties.

On that note, few if any of these Cinco de Mayo recipes is really authentically Mexican, but they’ll surely add a little edge to chips, salsa, and guac.

Baked Vegetarian Choriqueso Empanadas: Make these suckers in advance with either soy-rizo or the real stuff. The best part is, you don’t even have to put your drink down to eat them!
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Roast Chicken Tacos: Another make-ahead winner! I don’t know a ton of people that would turn down a chicken taco on a regular day, so I don’t see why it would happen on the day of all days.
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Stewed Pinto Beans: Did you know that whether you put your beans on the side of your taco or inside your taco says a lot about your personality? Just kidding, I made that up. These are delicious, though!
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Simple Fiesta Rice: If you want to skip the beans, at least make the rice. If you’re going to make the beans, you HAVE to make the rice. Making the beans without the rice would be like making the margarita without the tequila. Speaking of which…
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Simple Limeade Margarita: You didn’t think I was going to leave out an actual marg recipe, did you? This one is so fresh tasting, but really easy to make. Make it glass by glass, or in a big batch for a crowd…or just a really long day!

THE CHAMPAGNE COUPE: THE ONLY COCKTAIL GLASS YOU NEED

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Camille Champagne Coupe Glass | Crate & Barrel | $10.95 each

Our things finally arrived in Denver last week (hooray!), so unpacking has been in full swing since then. I am both happy and shocked to report that I somehow fit all of our kitchen stuff into our fairly small kitchen. It truly feels just short of a miracle.

Unsurprisingly, though, I got cut off at our barware. We saw this one coming and had already decided that we’d need to set up a separate bar area to house both bottles and stemware. As we unpacked, though, it really became clear that we’re going to need to downsize our glass collection.

Because that’s what it’s become, really: a collection. Pint glasses from breweries all over the place, wine glasses from a winery 5k (my favorite way to exercise), martini glasses from my martini phase, etc.
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Bubbled-Up Coupe Set | Anthropologie | $58.00 for Four

While we’ll definitely hold on to a few of our more sentimental pieces, practically speaking there is only one specialty stemware piece I feel inclined to keep: the champagne coupes. I think they’re just about the most versatile piece in any bar set!

Granted, you could easily get away with just wine glasses. But, if you do want to have any sort of specialty stemware, coupes are the way to go! Unlike champagne flutes, coupes can hold both bubbles and any type of strained cocktail, such as a martini. Even the hardier Manhattan, nowadays often served on the rocks, is traditionally strained into a coupe.
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Vintage Style Stemware | West Elm | $32.00 for Four

I think my favorite part about champagne coupes – and the reason I invested in them in the first place – is I almost instantly feel more glamorous when sipping from one. If drinking a good glass of Cava or a flavorful cocktail, you also get so much more of the aroma than when sipping a champagne flute.

So, if you’re looking to pair down, keep the coupes and ditch the rest. If you’re looking to invest in some flutes, consider coupes instead!

HOW TO: THROW A BUDGET-FRIENDLY DINNER PARTY

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Having friends for dinner can be such a fun way to spend a night. It’s a little cozier than going out to a restaurant, and if you’re having fun you can linger a little longer. It’s also an awesome opportunity to practice your cooking skills and try out new recipes. But the financial burden can be intimidating sometimes.

For a bigger crowd a potluck dinner is a great way to go, but sometimes that’s more trouble than it’s worth for just 4 or 6 people. Here are some tips for throwing a nice budget-friendly dinner party without breaking the bank:

Wine, Beer or Big-Batch Cocktails

Don’t feel the need to stock a full bar for your guests. You can go simple with a variety of beer and wine, or throw together one big-batch cocktail. This way you’re probably only buying one or two bottles of liquor, and you may not need to get the highest quality of whatever you’re getting. Sangria (like this Citrus Sangria de Cava) is a great option and always a crowd-pleaser.

Go Light on the Meat

When you’re making a meal for a lot of people, the meat is what will add up the quickest. You don’t need to nix it altogether, but subtly incorporating it rather than having it be the star of the show is a great solution. Think a meaty pasta sauce or pancetta roasted Brussels sprouts instead of steaks. There are also some really delicious meatless meals out there like vegetable curry over rice or black bean enchiladas (use this hash recipe for your filling).

Do As Much As You Can from Scratch

Once you need to feed 6+ people, anything pre-made is really going to add up. Ingredients, especially produce, are always going to be cheaper than something cooked in the store. It might be a little more time consuming, but if you can plan ahead it’s totally doable. It’ll almost always taste better too!

Throwing a dinner party soon? Be sure to check out these table setting tricks before you do! Attending a party as a guest? Don’t miss these perfect hostess gifts!